Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
A lot of learning canbe a little thing.
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
I told you I was sick.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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