Christopher Moore Quotes - Page 9

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• Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear.

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  Husband, Hands, Feet

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• I fink I gots deaf on me willie.

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  Deaf

  "Fool". Book by Christopher Moore, 2009.

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• Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

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  Hoe, Ensemble, Skanks

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• Angels are just pretty insects.

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  Angel, Insects

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.75, Hachette UK

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• And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

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  Blood, Four, Abby

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• We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions

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  Giving, Answers, Asks

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Island Of The Sequined Love Nun: A Novel”, p.119, Hachette UK

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• That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

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  Sarcasm, Differences, Irony

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.149, Hachette UK

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• This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?

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  Men, Thinking, Fire

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.17, Simon and Schuster

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• It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

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  Buddhism, Orange, Guy

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.207, Hachette UK

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• Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.

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  Cake, White, Devil

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.9, Harper Collins

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• Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

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  Song, Writing, Play

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

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• It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

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  Eating Disorder, Oreos, Cookies

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