Christopher Moore Quotes - Page 8

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• It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

  Christopher Moore

  Eating Disorder, Oreos, Cookies

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• We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions

  Christopher Moore

  Giving, Answers, Asks

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Island Of The Sequined Love Nun: A Novel”, p.119, Hachette UK

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• That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

  Christopher Moore

  Sarcasm, Differences, Irony

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.149, Hachette UK

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• This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?

  Christopher Moore

  Men, Thinking, Fire

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.17, Simon and Schuster

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• It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

  Christopher Moore

  Buddhism, Orange, Guy

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.207, Hachette UK

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• Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.

  Christopher Moore

  Cake, White, Devil

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.9, Harper Collins

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• Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

  Christopher Moore

  Song, Writing, Play

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

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• What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

  Christopher Moore

  Zombie, Brain, Needs

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• This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

  Christopher Moore

  Humorous, Challenges, Stories

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• Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

  Christopher Moore

  Car, Zombie, Way

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• You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

  Christopher Moore

  Problem

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• Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

  Christopher Moore

  Hate, I Hate, Parables

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• This Roberto. He no like the light.

  Christopher Moore

  Light

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• Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.

  Christopher Moore

  Drinking, Men, Perfectly Good

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.193, Hachette UK

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• Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.

  Christopher Moore

  Morning, Clouds, Light

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• Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear.

  Christopher Moore

  Husband, Hands, Feet

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• Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

  Christopher Moore

  Hoe, Ensemble, Skanks

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• Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

  Christopher Moore

  Hunters, Rubber

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• Angels are just pretty insects.

  Christopher Moore

  Angel, Insects

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.75, Hachette UK

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• And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

  Christopher Moore

  Blood, Four, Abby

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• I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.

  Christopher Moore

  Thinking, Hair, Two

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.30, Harper Collins

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• Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.

  Christopher Moore

  Baby, Nerd, Looks

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• Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.

  Christopher Moore

  Language, Said, Hawaiians

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings”, p.118, Hachette UK

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• How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

  Christopher Moore

  Deals, Creatures, Devious

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.79, Simon and Schuster

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• I fink I gots deaf on me willie.

  Christopher Moore

  Deaf

  "Fool". Book by Christopher Moore, 2009.

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