Christopher Moore Quotes - Page 8

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• Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.

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  Drinking, Men, Perfectly Good

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.193, Hachette UK

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• Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.

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  Morning, Clouds, Light

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• How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

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  Deals, Creatures, Devious

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.79, Simon and Schuster

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• Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.

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  Language, Said, Hawaiians

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings”, p.118, Hachette UK

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• Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.

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  Baby, Nerd, Looks

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• I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.

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  Thinking, Hair, Two

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.30, Harper Collins

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• What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

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  Zombie, Brain, Needs

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• You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

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  Problem

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• Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

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  Hunters, Rubber

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• This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

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  Humorous, Challenges, Stories

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• Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

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  Car, Zombie, Way

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• This Roberto. He no like the light.

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  Light

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• Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

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  Hate, I Hate, Parables

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• Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

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  Book, Titles, Fans

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• I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

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  Angry, Colorful, I Can

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping”, p.53, Zondervan

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• Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

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  Whales, Shoes, Trying

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• She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

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  Night, Drunk, Tanks

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• So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

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  Brother, Juice, Hey

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.334, Hachette UK

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• Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

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  Alive, Spirit

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Coyote Blue: A Novel”, p.81, Simon and Schuster

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• I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

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  Girl, Drawing, Air

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• It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.

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  Sexy, Adventure, Average

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings”, p.49, Hachette UK

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• ...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.

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  Guy, Vampire, Dollars

  Christopher Moore (2009). “You Suck”, p.99, Hachette UK

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• If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.

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  Dog, Cat, Trying

  Christopher Moore (2009). “The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove: Book 2: Pine Cove Series”, p.44, Hachette UK

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• Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

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  Heart, Vampire, Dinner

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

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• It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize that he had never really tasted cheese, or crackers, or life. And he didn't want his daughter to live that way. He'd moved her into her own room the night before...He hadn't slept well, and had gotten up five times during the night to check on her, only to find her sleeping peacefully, but he could lose a little sleep if Sophie could go through life without his fears and limitations. He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

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  Daughter, Sleep, Night

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