Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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