Samantha Bee Quotes - Page 3

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• I don't read anything about myself.

  Samantha Bee

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the story right. I'd rather do it right than have to do it twice.

  Samantha Bee

  Stars, Order, Gold

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.

  Samantha Bee

  People, Asking, Answering Questions

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look like, but we will survive it.

  Samantha Bee

  Country, Promise, President

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• More people need to inhabit this world.

  Samantha Bee

  People, Needs, World

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give me a strong enough vision of what that world looks like.

  Samantha Bee

  Strong, Giving, Zombie

  Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.

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• Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

  Samantha Bee

  Divorce, Parent, Months

  Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 9, 2016.

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• I am a cookbook fanatic.

  Samantha Bee

  Cookbook, Fanatics

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• Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

  Samantha Bee

  Money, Judging, Don't Judge Me

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• I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

  Samantha Bee

  Birthday, Children, Hate

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• It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

  Samantha Bee

  New York, People, New Day

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• The best part about poker is there's no down side.

  Samantha Bee

  Gambling, Casinos, Sides

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• I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

  Samantha Bee

  Children, Clothes, Buying

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• I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having.

  Samantha Bee

  Reading, Kids, Thinking

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• It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

  Samantha Bee

  Real, Hair, Color

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• If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

  Samantha Bee

  Jobs, New York, If I Could

  "Daily Show's Samantha Bee salutes Canadian roots". Interview with Andrew Ryan, www.theglobeandmail.com. November 14, 2011.

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• I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

  Samantha Bee

  Thinking, Would Be, Information

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• I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

  Samantha Bee

  Thinking, Doe, Actors

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• I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

  Samantha Bee

  Thinking, Canada, Nascar

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• It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

  Samantha Bee

  Years, Years Ago

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• I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

  Samantha Bee

  Believe, Order, News

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