Carl Reiner Quotes

• Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

  Carl Reiner

  People, Laughing, May

  Carl Reiner (2014). “My Anecdotal Life: A Memoir”, p.9, St. Martin's Press

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• A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

  Carl Reiner

  Nature, Winter, Weather

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• Give yourself an impossible task and solve it - then you've got a really good story.

  Carl Reiner

  Giving, Tasks, Stories

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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• The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

  Carl Reiner

  Truth, People, Laughing

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• Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.

  Carl Reiner

  Dance, Love Is, Lust

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• Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

  Carl Reiner

  People, Laughing, Needs

  Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. Ocotber 2004.

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• Writing is the basis of all, because creating something that didn't even exist before is like taking an empty canvass. It is a wonderful thing to make something out of nothing. You've got an empty page, you've got an idea, and then you start typing and that is the most thrilling thing of all. And then if it becomes a movie or something else that's a plus, but the original writing of it is what's very exciting.

  Carl Reiner

  Writing, Ideas, Creating

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. There are far too many commandments and you really only need one: Do not hurt anybody.

  Carl Reiner

  Atheist, Hurt, Men

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• Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks.

  Carl Reiner

  People, Three, World

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• I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

  Carl Reiner

  Atheist, Men, Different

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• Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.

  Carl Reiner

  Writing, Humor, Improvisation

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• I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

  Carl Reiner

  Fighting, Coward, Charming

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.

  Carl Reiner

  Relationship, Love Is, Joy

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• I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.

  Carl Reiner

  Drama, Thinking, Laughing

  Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. Ocotber 2004.

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• I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get this?" I said I wrote it. "You wrote this?" It was something very funny. I went and wrote another page, another couple of pages, and by the time I was finished I had 13 little short stories, humorous short stories.

  Carl Reiner

  Couple, War, Humorous

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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• An attitude will give you heft.

  Carl Reiner

  Attitude, Giving

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• A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

  Carl Reiner

  Thinking, Skills, Way

  "Reiner's Roar". Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. October 26, 2004.

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• When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.

  Carl Reiner

  Fighting, Gun, Two

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• When I found out I could write I was shocked! I didn't know I could write.

  Carl Reiner

  Writing, Found, Knows

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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• I certainly have warm relationships with people, but you choose the people you have those relationships with. There are some people I don't bother with.

  Carl Reiner

  People, Bother, Warm

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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• I've done everything I've wanted to do. I have three children, I have grandchildren, I have books, I did movies, I've directed movies, I've done almost everything I've wanted to do.

  Carl Reiner

  Children, Book, Three

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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• Comedians are really writers who don't
  have pens and pencils about them, but
  they riff.

  Carl Reiner

  Comedian, Pens, Pencils

  Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. October 2004.

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• I'm an entertainer and I entertain people and they entertain me back by asking questions. And some of them I answer.

  Carl Reiner

  Asking Questions, People, Answers

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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• People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.

  Carl Reiner

  Kids, Thinking, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.

  Carl Reiner

  Book, People, Way

  "Carl Reiner on writing a children's book, tweeting, and joking around with Mel Brooks". Interview with Katherine Brodsky, tv.avclub.com. June 23, 2015.

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