Louise Rennison Quotes - Page 3

Quotes about:

• Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

  Louise Rennison

  Bigs, Okay, Knickers

  4 Copy quote

• What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

  Louise Rennison

  What If, Lost, Horns

  7 Copy quote

• He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.

  Louise Rennison

  Hair, Assault

  Louise Rennison (2009). “Are these my basoomas I see before me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10)”, p.9, HarperCollins UK

  4 Copy quote

• If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

  Louise Rennison

  Running, Fall, Legs

  4 Copy quote

• He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

  Louise Rennison

  Dream, Boys, Should Have

  "Withering Tights". Book by Louise Rennison, 2011.

  4 Copy quote

• As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

  Louise Rennison

  Two, Style, Acting

  4 Copy quote

• Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane.

  Louise Rennison

  Drawing, Dancing, House

  9 Copy quote

• Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

  Louise Rennison

  Beard, Desks, Rosie

  4 Copy quote

• Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

  Louise Rennison

  Moon, Light, Sake

  4 Copy quote

• He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

  Louise Rennison

  Song, Heart, Faces

  4 Copy quote

• As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

  Louise Rennison

  Rooms, Shut Up, Thongs

  "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging". Book by Louise Rennison, June 24, 1999.

  7 Copy quote

• I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!

  Louise Rennison

  Dad, Hands, Europe

  4 Copy quote

• Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

  Louise Rennison

  Trousers, Toms

  4 Copy quote

• Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

  Louise Rennison

  Math, Things In Life, Done

  4 Copy quote

• I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.

  Louise Rennison

  Mind, Homework, Wells

  6 Copy quote

• You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

  Louise Rennison

  Eye, Sick

  4 Copy quote

• What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby said "Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.

  Louise Rennison

  Football, Song, Hate

  4 Copy quote

• When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

  Louise Rennison

  Uncles, Doe, Body

  7 Copy quote

• Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.

  Louise Rennison

  Dad, Yoga, Makeup

  4 Copy quote

• Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.

  Louise Rennison

  Daughter, Running, Dad

  4 Copy quote

• Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

  Louise Rennison

  Italian, Dave, Havens

  4 Copy quote

• I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

  Louise Rennison

  Snogging, Blokes, Make Sense

  Louise Rennison (2013). “The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:”, p.57, HarperCollins UK

  6 Copy quote

• I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

  Louise Rennison

  Boys, Georgia, Thongs

  Louise Rennison (2013). “The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:”, p.11, HarperCollins UK

  7 Copy quote

• Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.

  Louise Rennison

  Baby, Jesus, Sorry

  4 Copy quote

• How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

  Louise Rennison

  School, Ideas, Get Up

  4 Copy quote

Page 3 of 4

First

← Prev

1

2

3

4

Next →

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin