It's a very complex scenario, and certainly Dave was, and is, not the only person in Pearl Jam with personality flaws. Everybody in this band exhibits some form of neurotic behavior. And we couldn't find a balance, a mutual respect for each other.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Broke people giving financial advice is like a shop teacher with missing fingers.
Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs.
I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.
Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.
Success is a pile of failure that you are standing on.
It's about time we stopped buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.
I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.
Turns out, not where, but who you're with that really matters.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years.
You must walk to the beat of a different drummer. The same beat that the wealthy hear. If the beat sounds normal, evacuate the dance floor immediately! The goal is to not be normal, because as my radio listeners know, normal is broke.
Work is a surefire money-making scheme.
It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!
Dave was great in Van Halen. No question about it. He was one of the best at being Mr. Rock Star. But it's sickening to see a guy still trying to be that with a wig on 20 years later.
What do you think you're doing?
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Spending money you don't have for things you don't need to impress people you don't like.
Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it was perfectly a natural routine, because Mickey and Dave saw themselves as TV actors.
You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best.
That stupid saying "What you don't know can't hurt you" is ridiculous. What you don't know can kill you. If you don't know that tractor trailer trucks hurt when hitting you, then you can play in the middle of the interstate with no fear - but that doesn't mean you won't get killed.
But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
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