Dave Quotes

• It's a very complex scenario, and certainly Dave was, and is, not the only person in Pearl Jam with personality flaws. Everybody in this band exhibits some form of neurotic behavior. And we couldn't find a balance, a mutual respect for each other.

  Stone Gossard

  Personality, Balance, Jam

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• Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Relax, Comedy

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. July 26, 2000.

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• Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Hilarious, Health

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• Broke people giving financial advice is like a shop teacher with missing fingers.

  Dave Ramsey

  Funny, Teacher, Money

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• Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs.

  Stone Gossard

  Important, Growing

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• I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

  Siobhan Fahey

  Mother, Cooking, Doe

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• I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.

  Peter Tork

  Ducks, Crosby, Stills

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• Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Phish, Treats, Wells

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• Success is a pile of failure that you are standing on.

  Dave Ramsey

  Moving On, Success, Perseverance

  Twitter post from Jan 16, 2017

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• It's about time we stopped buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

  Adrian Rogers

  Buying Things, People, Needs

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  I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.

  Dave Matthews

  Friendship, Your Best Friend, Okay

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  Turns out, not where, but who you're with that really matters.

  Dave Matthews

  Friendship, Matter, Turns

  "Song: "The Best Of What's Around" ("Under the Table and Dreaming")". September 27, 1994.

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  A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

  Dave Barry

  Inspirational, Motivational, Respect

  Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown

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• Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years.

  Gary Cherone

  Years, Band, Bigger

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• You must walk to the beat of a different drummer. The same beat that the wealthy hear. If the beat sounds normal, evacuate the dance floor immediately! The goal is to not be normal, because as my radio listeners know, normal is broke.

  Dave Ramsey

  Goal, Sound, Different

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• Work is a surefire money-making scheme.

  Dave Ramsey

  Making Money, Schemes

  Dave Ramsey (1999). “More than Enough: The Ten Keys to Changing Your Financial Destiny”, p.100, Penguin

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• It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!

  Mackenzie Astin

  Thinking, Feel Good, Feelings

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Dave was great in Van Halen. No question about it. He was one of the best at being Mr. Rock Star. But it's sickening to see a guy still trying to be that with a wig on 20 years later.

  Sammy Hagar

  Stars, Rocks, Years

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• What do you think you're doing?

  Ben Aaronovitch

  Thinking, Lucky Charms, Psycho

  Ben Aaronovitch (2011). “Moon Over Soho: The Second PC Grant Mystery”, p.224, Hachette UK

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• I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

  Dave Barry

  Respect, Funny Inspirational, Party

  "Is Findlay’s water safe?". "The Courier" Interview, thecourier.com. February 15, 2016.

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• Spending money you don't have for things you don't need to impress people you don't like.

  Walter Slezak

  Happiness, Being Yourself, Buying Things

  FaceBook post by Dave Ramsey from Aug 25, 2010

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• Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it was perfectly a natural routine, because Mickey and Dave saw themselves as TV actors.

  Peter Tork

  Routine, Actors, Saws

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• You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best.

  Dave Matthews

  Friendship, Dream

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• That stupid saying "What you don't know can't hurt you" is ridiculous. What you don't know can kill you. If you don't know that tractor trailer trucks hurt when hitting you, then you can play in the middle of the interstate with no fear - but that doesn't mean you won't get killed.

  Dave Ramsey

  Hurt, Stupid, Mean

  Dave Ramsey (2002). “Financial Peace Revisited: New Chapters on Marriage, Singles, Kids and Families”, p.67, Penguin

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• But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.

  Jonathan Franzen

  Thinking, Yeah, Being Popular

  "The Passion of the Oprah" by Macy Halford, www.newyorker.com. September 17, 2010.

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