Dave Quotes

• It's a very complex scenario, and certainly Dave was, and is, not the only person in Pearl Jam with personality flaws. Everybody in this band exhibits some form of neurotic behavior. And we couldn't find a balance, a mutual respect for each other.

  Stone Gossard

  Personality, Balance, Jam

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• Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Relax, Comedy

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. July 26, 2000.

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• Tomorrow is no place to place your better days.

  Dave Matthews

  Reality, Tomorrow, Better Days

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• Take what you can from your dreams, Make them as real as anything...

  Dave Matthews

  Inspirational, Life, Dream

  "Song: Grey Street (Busted Stuff)". 2002.

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• I think Junior is certainly a science fiction premise as is Twins, as is Dave, beyond Ghostbusters.

  Ivan Reitman

  Thinking, Fiction, Juniors

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• A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.

  Dave Matthews

  Love, Relationship, Boyfriend

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.

  Dave Barry

  Laughter, Anxiety, World

  "Dave Barry Elegy for the humorist" by Bryan Curtis, www.slate.com. January 12, 2005.

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• At the moment I really love listening to the Dave Matthews Band.

  Nancy McKeon

  Listening, Band, Moments

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• A big part of being strong financially is that you know where you are weak and take action to make sure you don't fall prey to the weakness. And we ALL are weak

  Dave Ramsey

  Strong, Fall, Weakness

  Dave Ramsey (2009). “The Total Money Makeover: A Proven Plan for Financial Fitness”, p.190, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

  Dave Barry

  Inspiration, Reality, Hiking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

  Dave Barry

  Cute, Birthday, Teenage

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• Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

  Dave Barry

  Inspirational, Funny, Sports

  Dave Barry (1985). “Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead”, p.32, Rodale

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• Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

  Dave Barry

  Girly, Simple, Men

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• Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Hilarious, Women

  Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.35, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• Dave Mackay was the kind of footballer that legends are built around. He was simply the greatest - tough as teak on the pitch and a real gentleman off it.

  Alex Salmond

  Real, Gentleman, Legends

  FaceBook post by Alex Salmond from Mar 03, 2015

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  A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

  Dave Barry

  Inspirational, Motivational, Respect

  Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown

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• Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Hilarious, Health

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  I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.

  Dave Matthews

  Friendship, Your Best Friend, Okay

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  Turns out, not where, but who you're with that really matters.

  Dave Matthews

  Friendship, Matter, Turns

  "Song: "The Best Of What's Around" ("Under the Table and Dreaming")". September 27, 1994.

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• I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.

  Peter Tork

  Ducks, Crosby, Stills

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• It's about time we stopped buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

  Adrian Rogers

  Buying Things, People, Needs

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• Success is a pile of failure that you are standing on.

  Dave Ramsey

  Moving On, Success, Perseverance

  Twitter post from Jan 16, 2017

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• Broke people giving financial advice is like a shop teacher with missing fingers.

  Dave Ramsey

  Funny, Teacher, Money

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• Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Phish, Treats, Wells

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• I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

  Siobhan Fahey

  Mother, Cooking, Doe

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