A pair of brilliantly cut cotton trousers can be more beautiful than a gorgeous silk gown.
You gotta wear the right trousers if you're gonna be a rock star.
I grow old … I grow old … I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
The existence of trousers proves that God meant us to be bipeds.
I had my trousers on at all times.
a most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so loose in others.
The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need.
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum.
I am a cloud - in trousers.
Just as we outgrow a pair of trousers, we outgrow acquaintances, libraries, principles, etc., at times before they're worn out and times - and this is the worst of all - before we have new ones.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I hate wearing trousers and shoes. I wear jeans and sneakers most of the time.
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.
I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can.
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me.
The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers.
I am much inclined to live from my rucksack, and let my trousers fray as they like.
I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers.
One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to fight for freedom.
Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to reading the history of ideas.
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
No, I have never wanted to be a man. I have often wanted to be more effective as a woman, but I have never felt that trousers would do the trick!
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