My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
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