Lily Tomlin Quotes - Page 3

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• If you can't be direct, why be?

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  Direct, Ifs

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• There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'.

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  Meaningful, Ends

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• But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

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  People, Cost, Reason

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• Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.

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  Reality, Hunches, Collectives

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• Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

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  Cynical, Matter, Newspapers

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• Remember we're all in this alone.

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  Loneliness, Being Alone, Feeling Lonely

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• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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  Funny, Success, Congratulations

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• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

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  Funny, Humorous, Technology

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• Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

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  Growing Up, Michigan, Fine

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• I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

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  Animal, Crackers, Boxes

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• To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.

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  Sex, Mean, Feminist

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• If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

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  Life Is, Ifs, Meaningless

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• The larger picture is really to swing people's awareness of what really is moral.

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  Swings, People, Moral

  "Thoroughly Modern Lily". Interview with Alonso Duralde, March 15, 2005.

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• Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

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  Science, Ego, Ego Trip

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• Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

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  Lying, Made, Know How

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• Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

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  Serious, Comedy, Being Funny

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• Suddenly I burst into song: 'Awe, sweet mystery of life, at last I found thee...' And I felt so good inside and my heart felt so full, I decided I would set time aside each day to do awe-robics. Because at the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

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  Song, Sweet, Heart

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• Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it.

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  Different, Comedy, Reason

  Interview with Randy Shulman, www.metroweekly.com. April 26, 2006.

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• If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

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  Hair, Library, Done

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• I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won't.

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  Beautiful, Thinking, Life Is

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• I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we
  can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

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  Men, Trying, Consciousness

  Variety Magazine, 2003.

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• When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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  Prayer, Psychosis, Speak

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• It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

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  Today

  Interview with Randy Shulman, www.metroweekly.com. April 26, 2006.

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• I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.

  Lily Tomlin

  Religious, Real, Feelings

  Interview with Monica Attard, www.abc.net.au. February 27, 2011.

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• I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

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  War, Thinking, People

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