Daniel Tosh Quotes About Heaven

Quotes about: Heaven

• I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Humor, Speak English

  "True Stories I Made Up". Comedy album by Daniel Tosh, 2005.

• This is what I say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal. Just because the state says it's legal, it's not like God's going to let them into Heaven. So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates.

  Daniel Tosh

  Sleep, Gay, Night

• Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets.

  Daniel Tosh

  Regret, Hate, Writing

  "Tosh.0 - Season Four" by Kevin McFarland, www.avclub.com. December 05, 2012.

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