Daniel Tosh Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Humor, Blow

  "Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts". Comedy, www.imdb.com.

• You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Girl, Spiritual

  "Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

• Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Baby, Humor

  "Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts". www.imdb.com. 2011.

• Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Humor, San Francisco

  "Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts". www.imdb.com. 2011.

• I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Sports, Athlete

• I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Humor, Gay

• Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Pregnancy, Home

  "Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

• It’s the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central and they’ve been good to me.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Hbo, People

  "Daniel Tosh’s jokes sneak up on you while you’re already laughing". Interview with John Wenzel, www.denverpost.com. February 18, 2009.

• Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.

  Daniel Tosh

  Couple, Trying, Comedy

  "Byt Interview: Daniel Tosh". brightestyoungthings.com. November 4, 2010.

• e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.

  Daniel Tosh

  Good Friend, Foundation, Comedy

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