Latest Daniel Tosh Quotes from Interviews

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• Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

  Daniel Tosh

  Benefits, Mouths, Aspens

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

  Daniel Tosh

  Cloning, Path, Reincarnation

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.

  Daniel Tosh

  Pain, Kids, Thinking

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."

  Daniel Tosh

  Fun, Kids, Long

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

  Daniel Tosh

  Mean, Two, Toronto

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

  Daniel Tosh

  Dad, Thinking, Supportive

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

  Daniel Tosh

  Roles, Interest, Offers

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

  Daniel Tosh

  Way, Truth Is, Behinds

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

  Daniel Tosh

  Littles, Involved, Ifs

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

  Daniel Tosh

  Thinking, Trying, Bars

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.

  Daniel Tosh

  Jesus, Fun, Inspiration

• I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.

  Daniel Tosh

  Numbers, People, Balls

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.

  Daniel Tosh

  Jobs, College, Laughing

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.

  Daniel Tosh

  Jobs, Real, Normal

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

• I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

  Daniel Tosh

  Mean, Goal, Laughing

  "Byt Interview: Daniel Tosh". brightestyoungthings.com. November 4, 2010.

• Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.

  Daniel Tosh

  Couple, Trying, Comedy

  "Byt Interview: Daniel Tosh". brightestyoungthings.com. November 4, 2010.

• The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

  Daniel Tosh

  Cute, Kids, Thinking

  Source: www.collegehumor.com

• I'm a homer, so the closer [I perform] to my house the better. If I could get crowds to gather around my bed, that would be ideal. I also like doing stand-up in places that I can surf, snowboard, or anywhere that I have a pregnancy scare.

  Daniel Tosh

  Pregnancy, House, Scare

  Source: www.collegehumor.com

• People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.

  Daniel Tosh

  Writing, People, Trying

  Source: titlesarestupid.blogspot.com

• I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.

  Daniel Tosh

  Tests, Audience, Materials

  Source: titlesarestupid.blogspot.com