Is there anything else you need to tell me?” Every time I look at you, I have to put a leash on myself. “No.
Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.
Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.
Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.
Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that. “That’s it? That’s your witty comeback?” “Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.
Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.
If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea.
Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
Magic could not be measured and explained in scientific terms, for magic grew through destroying the very natural principles that made science as people knew it impossible.
Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.
Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip all day?" His eyes flared yellow "Is that a challenge?" "Yes it is.
I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.
The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.
He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.
Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.
If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.
Technically, the dance worked best when done naked, but I didn't feel like prancing in the nude into Morrigan Hound's arms. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see me.
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