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You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.

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Running, Sleep, Fire

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Burns: A Kate Daniels Novel: 2”, p.102, Hachette UK

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If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody." Of course, Raphael might like that.

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Might, Raphael, Courses

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.190, Penguin

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The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed. "See?" Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. "That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.

Ilona Andrews

Men, Rose, Three

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.204, Penguin

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The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

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Aztec, Style, Taco Bell

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.49, Penguin

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When life backs you into a corner and offers you no escape, when your friends, your lover, and your family abandon you, when you're at the end of your rope, panicked, alone, and losing your mind, you know you'd give anything to make your problems go away. Then, desperate and eager, you will come to Unicorn Lane, seeking salvation in its magics and secrets. You'll do anything, pay any price. Unicorn Lane will take you in, shroud you in its power, fix your problems, and exact its price. And then you will learn what 'anything' really means.

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Mean, Giving, Magic

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.34, Penguin

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I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car." Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?" "No. But I like to pretend it is.

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Doors, Car, Slayer

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.52, Penguin

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Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

Ilona Andrews

Men, Thinking, Hysterical

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.76, Penguin

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I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

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Heart, Phrases, Crayon

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Next to me, Saiman smiled. "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.

Ilona Andrews

Want, Next, Necks

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.142, Penguin

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And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order." I kept my voice mild. "I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore." "I didn't say that. Although let me get back to you on the clothes. It's still under consideration.

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Jobs, Order, Two

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.161, Penguin

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Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are you coming or just breathing hard. You've got to get your one-liners straight.

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Horse, Breathing, Snow

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...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.

Ilona Andrews

Drinking, Fighting, Simple

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Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My children get drunk, confuse a herd of cows with an enemy regiment, and slaughter the lot, screaming like lunatics until the entire army panics.

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Stars, Children, Army

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Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.

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Lectures, Fit, Babylon

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.195, Penguin

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When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have to hit the large well-protected establishments, find the powerful people who run them and are viewed as invincible, and kill them. You want to destroy the morale first. Once the people's resolve is gone and everyone is scared for their own skin, the city is yours.

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Running, Powerful, Cities

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I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charges like kidnapping and rape.

Ilona Andrews

Waiting, Criminals, May

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Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Ilona Andrews

Dog, Eyebrows, Grandpa

Ilona Andrews (2009). “On The Edge”, p.122, NYLA

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Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking he was Bigfoot.

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Thinking, Drunk, Broken

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How are you?" "Perfectly fine," he said. "Are your ribs broken?" "Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully." "Did this settle anything?" "It made me feel better," he said, sitting up. "Did you see me kick him in the kidneys?" "I saw.

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Feel Better, Broken, Ribs

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It became known that I had a rather fertile imagination, when it came to private activities." She stared. "What sort of private activities?" This time he did smile, and it turned his face wicked. "Disrobe, and I'll be happy to demonstrate.

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Imagination, Wicked, Faces

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Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground. We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and anyone who will stand in our path. An attack on my family will not go unpunished.

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Children, Home, Kissing

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.223, Penguin

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I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn’t handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he’d called me at the office claiming that he couldn’t find his socks. We talked for two hours.

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Hurt, Fighting, Two

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.81, Penguin

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Too much excitement, Your Majesty?” I asked. “He was standing too close.” “He was asking about Andrea.” “Too close. I didn’t like it.” Curran wrapped his arm around my shoulders and started walking, steering me away from the group. His Possessive Majesty in all of his glory.

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Asking, Arms, Majesty

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.229, Penguin

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The hallway led me to the stairway of a million steps. My leg screamed in protest. I sighed and started climbing. I just had to keep from limping. Limping showed weakness, and I didn’t need any enterprising, career-motivated shapeshifters trying to challenge me for dominance right about now. I had once mentioned my desire for an elevator, and His Majesty asked me if I would like a flock of doves to carry me up to my quarters so my feet wouldn’t have to touch the ground. We were sparring at the time and I kicked him in the kidney in retaliation.

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Climbing, Careers, Feet

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Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.

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Aunt, Hands, Should Have

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