Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.
Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.
Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.
In the end, who among us does not choose to be a little less right to be a little less lonely.
It is usually the case that people who know you better than you know yourself think you're a pretty good person.
It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?
There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.
A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.
There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.
Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything.
The first goal of writing is to have one's words read successfully.
There are times when two people need to step apart from one another, but there is no rule that says they have to turn and fire.
Yes, I believe in guardian angels, because otherwise I must believe that life is a string of death-defying miracles - and I don't believe in miracles.
Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.
The most fundamental winning formula is to bet on human decency and be patient.
What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.
The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.
You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.
You start making progress in life when you realize that you don't always have to resume where you left off.
Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?
Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves.
I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.
In comparing religious belief to science, I try to remember that science is belief also.
It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel.
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