There is a tendency to see divine intervention in things that happen in the normal course of miracles.
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.
Am I keeping my promises?
The ultimate folly is to think that something crucial to your welfare is being taken care of for you.
The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.
It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.
Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?
I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.
No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.
I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.
You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.
It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.
We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.
Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all.
Time is a figure eight, at its center the city of Deja Vu.
There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.
If you can wear the hard times of your life as furrows on your brow, you can wear the good times as a twinkle in your eye.
The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.
I sit in my garden, gazing upon a beauty that cannot gaze upon itself. And I find sufficient purpose for my day.
The artist uses the talent he has, wishing he had more talent. The talent uses the artist it has, wishing it had more artist.
I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all.
Today's Multiple Choice Thought There is no place where a loving touch so completely compensates for an unskilled hand as in: a. the bedroom b. the nursery c. the garden
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it.
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