The older you get, the fewer things it seems too late to do.
A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.
Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."
There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.
In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe.
An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it.
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.
Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.
The first step toward telling the truth is to tell the whole lie.
Life never tires of testing the proposition that life must go on.
The hardest thing to learn in the game of love is when to fold a winning hand.
Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.
Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.
One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.
All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.
When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.
There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.
There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.
There is part of us that stands in quiet witness to what we do, taking notes, waiting for a solitary moment to bring up the subject.
There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.
Most often, walking alone with my shadow is how I find my answer, the result of gathering together all agreeable parties.
There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are.
All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.
The choice so often these days is to believe something that seems insane or go insane.
Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.
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