Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.
The first step toward telling the truth is to tell the whole lie.
While I occasionally enjoy a bout of nostalgia, I would generally rather dream forward than backward.
Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was.
Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.
Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.
An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it.
The choice so often these days is to believe something that seems insane or go insane.
In the end, success is not about who you know, it's about you know who.
Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.
Material success is always tempered by the recollection that there was some kind of happiness that was supposed to come with it.
Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.
There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.
A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.
The trouble with selfish motives is that they harden into principles, and you end up sending your kids to war for them.
We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.
The first assumption of an art critic is that the artist meant to paint something else.
A painting is what you make of it, besides which, 'Moon, Weeping' has a better ring to it than 'Paintbrush, Dripping.
O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.
Life never tires of testing the proposition that life must go on.
All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.
The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.
A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
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