There is a lesson we learn early and harmlessly, or late and traumatically - that there are things we can break that our parents can't fix.
There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.
Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.
It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.
Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"
I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.
If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos.
As important in a trusting relationship as the truths you share are the lies you never have to tell.
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead In fact maybe there is a lesson there for how we should approach the future...with fourteen parts optimism - anticipating what could go right and the benefits - and one part pessimism - anticipating what could go wrong so we can avoid them.
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
To accept on faith is the basic requirement for getting on with life.
If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?
God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?
Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.
Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be charity.
Often what we take for a kindness is just someone acting in their capacity as a human being.
Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.
One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.
There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.
The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.
Sometimes love needs a rest from caring, and so bears for an intolerable few hours the guilt of not caring.
Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.
Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.
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