I respect more the person who struggles with his faith than the person who is confident in his skepticism.
A watched child never learns.
If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos.
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
As important in a trusting relationship as the truths you share are the lies you never have to tell.
There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.
There is a lesson we learn early and harmlessly, or late and traumatically - that there are things we can break that our parents can't fix.
Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead In fact maybe there is a lesson there for how we should approach the future...with fourteen parts optimism - anticipating what could go right and the benefits - and one part pessimism - anticipating what could go wrong so we can avoid them.
To accept on faith is the basic requirement for getting on with life.
Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.
I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.
Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?
I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.
If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.
There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.
An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.
In the great artist you see daring bound by discipline and discipline stretched by daring.
Present yourself always As who you would be, And that is the person The world will see.
I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.
What is reality but the dreamworld of a limited imagination.
Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.
Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.
Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.
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