Do not be someone looking for [insert]. Be [insert] looking for someone. Suggestions for [insert]: —love —friendship —understanding —appreciation —tolerance —a helping hand —a leg up —an answer
Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.
There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.
Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?
The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.
Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.
Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.
Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.
Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.
People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.
In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.
Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.
You live long enough in a world spinning on its axis, you learn to spin in the same direction.
To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.
What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.
Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.
I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.
A senseless tragedy remains forever tragic, but it is up to us whether it remains forever senseless.
If you understand compound interest, you basically understand the universe.
There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them.
Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.
An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.
In the great artist you see daring bound by discipline and discipline stretched by daring.
There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.
Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became.
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