Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.
Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"
Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.
What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.
Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.
The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.
Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.
If you don't decide what your life is about, it defaults to what you spend your days doing.
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead In fact maybe there is a lesson there for how we should approach the future...with fourteen parts optimism - anticipating what could go right and the benefits - and one part pessimism - anticipating what could go wrong so we can avoid them.
Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.
Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.
There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.
I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.
In the realist, you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination.
A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.
Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.
So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.
If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos.
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.
To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.
Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
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