The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?
If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.
I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.
I don't hate anyone. The only people I know well enough to hate, I love.
I respect more the person who struggles with his faith than the person who is confident in his skepticism.
A watched child never learns.
If you don't decide what your life is about, it defaults to what you spend your days doing.
Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.
Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.
Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.
So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.
A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.
If it doesn't work horizontally as prose... it probably won't work any better vertically pretending to be poetry.
Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.
According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.
Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.
Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.
Present yourself always As who you would be, And that is the person The world will see.
Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.
In the end the reason for anything is inseparable from the reason for everything.
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