God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?
If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?
In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
Often what we take for a kindness is just someone acting in their capacity as a human being.
People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.
According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.
Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?
Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.
Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.
What is reality but the dreamworld of a limited imagination.
I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.
The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.
Present yourself always As who you would be, And that is the person The world will see.
To the artist, the Book of Genesis is an account of six days in which God suggested some really good ideas.
Science can reconstruct Tyrannosaurus Rex from a fossilized bone and a fancied footprint, but it can't reconstruct God from the whole of creation.
I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.
An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.
Learn to listen. It's amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.
Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?
There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.
There is a lesson we learn early and harmlessly, or late and traumatically - that there are things we can break that our parents can't fix.
Sometimes love needs a rest from caring, and so bears for an intolerable few hours the guilt of not caring.
As important in a trusting relationship as the truths you share are the lies you never have to tell.
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