Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be charity.
Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.
It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.
God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?
If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?
Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.
The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.
Sometimes love needs a rest from caring, and so bears for an intolerable few hours the guilt of not caring.
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
You live long enough in a world spinning on its axis, you learn to spin in the same direction.
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.
There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.
The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.
One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.
Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.
I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.
Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"
Often what we take for a kindness is just someone acting in their capacity as a human being.
In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.
People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.
I don't hate anyone. The only people I know well enough to hate, I love.
Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.
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