One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.
According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.
The road to success is wherever people need another road.
A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.
A successful artist is inspired by his muse, and his muse is inspired by the payment of a commission.
Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.
Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.
The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.
In the realist, you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination.
There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.
I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.
What is the fire in our belly but the eternal flame of a thousand ancestors.
If it doesn't work horizontally as prose... it probably won't work any better vertically pretending to be poetry.
In sinners and repenters you have the original division of labor.
It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.
Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.
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