There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them.
The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.
It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.
I respect more the person who struggles with his faith than the person who is confident in his skepticism.
I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.
A watched child never learns.
Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.
Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.
If it doesn't work horizontally as prose... it probably won't work any better vertically pretending to be poetry.
I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.
It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.
In sinners and repenters you have the original division of labor.
If you understand compound interest, you basically understand the universe.
Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.
A senseless tragedy remains forever tragic, but it is up to us whether it remains forever senseless.
Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.
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