Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.
No matter what it is, if you aren't happy striving for it, you won't be happy achieving it.
Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.
I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.
More good has been accomplished by simple people seeking their own honest ends than by all the philanthropists in history.
You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.
I believe that there is an explanation for everything, so, yes, I believe in miracles.
The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places.
Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.
There is no expert on what happiness is but many on what it might have been.
How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?
It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.
It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed.
In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too.
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.
Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.
The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
The clash between child and adult is never as stubborn as when the child within us confronts the adult in our child.
Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do - just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve.
There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.
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