Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.
There is no expert on what happiness is but many on what it might have been.
How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?
What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.
In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too.
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.
A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.
Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient.
There is in every artist's studio a scrap heap of discarded works in which the artist's discipline prevailed against his imagination.
The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.
Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.
Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.
Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."
There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.
The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places.
I believe that there is an explanation for everything, so, yes, I believe in miracles.
You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.
When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.
No matter what it is, if you aren't happy striving for it, you won't be happy achieving it.
It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed.
All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.
It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.
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