We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.
The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.
All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.
The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.
A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
Though the barriers of life seem formidable, we find when we challenge them that they have no will.
A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.
Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.
Fate, Chance, God’s Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.
To truly forgive is to allow the other person to forget.
In every gardener there is a child who believes in The Seed Fairy.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.
What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.
Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.
There is a language of love, which is to say, a truth that does not tell all and a lie that does not deceive.
Perhaps God gives us a physical body so that every time we change our mind, we won’t be someone else.
The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.
What you don't realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going to be there for you, they aren't going to be somewhere else doing exciting and glamorous things.
Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.
While I occasionally enjoy a bout of nostalgia, I would generally rather dream forward than backward.
Through faith we learn to believe the evidence of our eyes.
We find things where we look for them.
Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.
We envy others, for we see their lives in broad outline, while forced to live ours in every detail.
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: