Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.
The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.
The artist's talent sits uneasy as an object of public acclaim, having been so long an object of private despair.
Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.
Perhaps God gives us a physical body so that every time we change our mind, we won’t be someone else.
We envy others, for we see their lives in broad outline, while forced to live ours in every detail.
To truly forgive is to allow the other person to forget.
What you don't realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going to be there for you, they aren't going to be somewhere else doing exciting and glamorous things.
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed
You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.
Through faith we learn to believe the evidence of our eyes.
Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.
Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.
The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions.
We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.
People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support.
The hardest thing to learn in the game of love is when to fold a winning hand.
You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.
Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.
We find things where we look for them.
More good has been accomplished by simple people seeking their own honest ends than by all the philanthropists in history.
In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe.
I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.
Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.
There is a language of love, which is to say, a truth that does not tell all and a lie that does not deceive.
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