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• Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

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  Elephants, Wife, Rabbits

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• Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!

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  Mother, Venus De Milo, Phones

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• Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

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  Doctors, Light, Rays

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!

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  Queens, World, Dinner

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• Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

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  Asking, Dinner, Lasts

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• Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!

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  Gay, Names, Calling

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• Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!

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  White, Rays, Dinner

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• John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

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  Morning, Sunday, Night

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• Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

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  Sex, Dinner, Said

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• Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!

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  Ears, Dinner, Hats

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• Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

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  Garden, Eden, Ribs

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• Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

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  Rivers, Dinner, Said

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• Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

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  Sea, Dinner, Red

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• Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!

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  Cadillacs, Dinner, Wealth

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• The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

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  Silly, Men, Wife

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• William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!

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  Father, Son, Apples

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• Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

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  Dinner, Said

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• Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

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  Night, Wife, Three

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• Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

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  Growing Up, Men, White

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• Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

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  Roots, Alex, Dinner

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• Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!

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  Girlfriend, Mirrors, Ceilings

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• Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

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  People, Dinner

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

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  Saint, Dinner, Said

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• Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

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  Calling, Dinner, Moses

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• Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!

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  Mother, Bars, Care

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