Jimmy Carr Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Children, Humor

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

• If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Jesus, Children

  "Comedy Central Presents: Jimmy Carr". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2005.

• I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Children, Self Esteem

• Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

  Jimmy Carr

  Children, Thinking, Men

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