Jimmy Carr Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Children, Humor

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

• My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Father, Humor

• I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

• My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Girlfriend, Book

• I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, War, Humor

• See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Speak No Evil

• My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

• No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Giving

  Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.89, Penguin

• A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Girl, Humor

• When someone close to you dies, move seats.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Moving, Humor

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

• People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, People

• I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Nice, Humor

• As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

  Jimmy Carr

  Marketing, Firsts, Comedy

  "The Boy Behind the Man". Interview with Will Hodgkinson, www.theguardian.com. December 03, 2004.

• I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.

  Jimmy Carr

  Successful, Thinking, Cake

  "Stand up and be counted, comedians" by Charlotte Cripps, The Independent, January 31, 2007.

• Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Sex, Humor

• More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

  Jimmy Carr

  People, Going Out, Comedy

• Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Eye

  Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.35, Penguin

• The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

  Jimmy Carr

  Comedy, Bigger, Audience

  "Jimmy Carr interview: Motormouth reflects on the crazy world of stand-up comedy". www.mirror.co.uk. November 18, 2011.

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