Dana Gould Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my balls are full of poison.

  Dana Gould

  Family, Religious, Cat

• Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Cat, Heaven

• My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Cat, My Dog

• If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.

  Dana Gould

  Cat, Scary, Cages

• They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.

  Dana Gould

  Cat, Animal, Rhinos

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