Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.
It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
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