My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.
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