Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.
Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.
Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.
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