Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
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