Bill Cosby Quotes - Page 4

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• My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.

  Bill Cosby

  Believe, Love You, Kissing

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• I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

  Bill Cosby

  Doctors, Speak English, People

  Address at the NAACP' on the 50th Anniversary of Brown v. Board of Education, delivered 17 May 2004, Constitution Hall, Washington D.C.

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• Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

  Bill Cosby

  Children, Kids, Justice

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• When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

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  Mean, Gun, Harm

  "SIMMONS: Bill Cosby weighs in on Trayvon Martin case". Interview with Deborah Simmons -, www.washingtontimes.com. April 7, 2012.

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• Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

  Bill Cosby

  Wise, Art, Easy

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• Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

  Bill Cosby

  Cute Life, Long Distance, Firsts

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Time Flies”

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• Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

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  Funny, Humor, Beets

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• Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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  Funny, Children, Humor

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• Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

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  Love, Relationship, Husband

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• Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

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  Laughter, Blow, Worst Situation

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• No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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  Family, Kids, Parenting

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Fatherhood”, Berkley Publishing Group

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• I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

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  Love, Luck, Authority

  Bill Cosby (1989). “Love & Marriage”

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• I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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  Funny, Humor, Race

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• Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

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  Motivational, Baby, Children

  Twitter post from Nov 06, 2009

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• Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

  Bill Cosby

  Kids

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• Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

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  Family, Conflict, Family Conflict

  "Q&A: Bill Cosby Talks Family, Faith and Tim Tebow". Interview with Mark Hensch, www.christianpost.com. December 15, 2011.

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• I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.

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  Responsibility, Thinking, Needs

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com.

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• It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

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  Pride, Males, Jockeys

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Time Flies”

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• we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

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  Education, Teaching, Keys

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• The serve was invented so that the net could play.

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  Play, Tennis, Funny Tennis

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• Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

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  Yelling, People, Parent

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• You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

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  Winning, Lightning, Tickets

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• Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

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  Parent, Needs

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• I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

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  Thinking, People, Choices

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• Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

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  Parent, Statistics, Dropping

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