Bill Cosby Quotes - Page 6

Quotes about:

• I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

  Bill Cosby

  Children, Men, Thinking

  "Q&A: Bill Cosby Talks Family, Faith and Tim Tebow". Interview with Mark Hensch, www.christianpost.com. December 15, 2011.

  52 Copy quote

• And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

  Bill Cosby

  Brother, Voice, Toilets

  4 Copy quote

• I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

  Bill Cosby

  Drinking, Grandmother, Glasses

  4 Copy quote

• Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, God, Baby

  Bill Cosby (2002). “Bill Cosby on Fatherhood”, p.38, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

  4 Copy quote

• Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Music, Humorous

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Fatherhood”, Berkley Publishing Group

  4 Copy quote

• If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

  Bill Cosby

  Children, Emergencies, Dentist

  4 Copy quote

• You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

  Bill Cosby

  Friends, Heart, Needs

  4 Copy quote

• I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's universal in their experiences.

  Bill Cosby

  Thinking, Race, Differences

  4 Copy quote

• A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

  Bill Cosby

  Baseball, Jobs, Children

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Fatherhood”, Berkley Publishing Group

  5 Copy quote

• The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.

  Bill Cosby

  Beautiful, Dad, Cutting

  5 Copy quote

• My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

  Bill Cosby

  Daughter, Honesty, Years

  10 Copy quote

• Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.

  Bill Cosby

  Jobs, Funny Graduation, Pay

  4 Copy quote

• God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.

  Bill Cosby

  Doctors, Funny Things, Together

  Source: www.christianpost.com

  5 Copy quote

• 'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.

  Bill Cosby

  Worry, Grandfather, Age

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Time Flies”

  4 Copy quote

• That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

  Bill Cosby

  Ears, Flapping

  7 Copy quote

• Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

  Bill Cosby

  Laughter, Children, Ukulele

  8 Copy quote

• Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

  Bill Cosby

  Inspirational, Success, Determination

  7 Copy quote

• If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk.
  If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.

  Bill Cosby

  Fall, Men, Race

  7 Copy quote

• You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

  Bill Cosby

  Life, Laughter, Humor

  11 Copy quote

• Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Motivational, Health

  Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations p. 139 Fred Metcalf. Penguin Books, London (2001)

  55 Copy quote

• I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Secret, Aviation

  6 Copy quote

• I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

  Bill Cosby

  Tired, People, Guy

  "Bill Cosby to FLORIDA TODAY: I won't mention allegations". Interview with Mike Nunez, www.floridatoday.com. November 21, 2014.

  7 Copy quote

• There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

  Bill Cosby

  People, Negativity, Drug

  4 Copy quote

• This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.

  Bill Cosby

  People, Office, Constitution

  "Names&Faces", www.washingtonpost.com. September 19, 2005.

  5 Copy quote

• I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

  Bill Cosby

  Female, Serious, Know How

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". www.imdb.com. 1983.

  4 Copy quote

Page 6 of 12

First

← Prev

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Next →

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin