A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
If love was easy, there would be almost no music.
Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.
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