Eric Sykes Quotes

• I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

  Eric Sykes

  Lunch, Champion, Chess

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• I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said 'I'll just print another ten'.

  Eric Sykes

  Book, Said, Print

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• I'm proud of being a vaudevillian, the last of my line. A lot of people think my entertainment is candy-floss. Well, entertainment is too aggressive these days, all 'in your face.'

  Eric Sykes

  Thinking, People, Lines

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.

  Eric Sykes

  Mean, Watches, Tvs

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