Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it
You have to speak your mind, but without being cruel.
The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.
I always tell the adults at my dance school, 'Men, you are going to have to do something that you are absolutely not used to: you have got to take command and be the boss.' Because - and this is just an observation - women get their way.
I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.
I'm a cup of tea in a world of lattes.
It's never too early to panic.
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.
I'm a technophobe. I can't crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink.
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke.
I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.
On the dance floor, as much as you say, 'Ladies, you are the car. He is the driver. You can only go where he takes you,' they still try to be in control.
I haven't danced since 1973; I'm too old.
I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight.
I get so annoyed at people not looking after their parents. The deal is when we are growing up they look after us and as they grow older we look after them. That's the deal.
I come from a broken home. My parents split up when I was nine. Everyone gave me a good wallop. But I come from a time when you just put up with that, you got on with things rather than sitting moaning about them.
I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me; it's something I'm doing.
As you get older, things conk out. It's a bit like a car. As long as it's something the mechanics can fix, you can chug on for a few more thousand miles.
I try to keep myself in the best of company and my horses in the worst of company.
There are no gentlemen in anything competitive - you want to win.
The truth is, I've been lucky. But just like the waltz, life has its own rhythm of rise and fall.
Children give life a reason to be - they make life.
Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman gets on my nerves.
Life is precious and relationships are precious. I'm a great believer in family.
I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.
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