Biscuits Quotes

• Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.

  Frida Kahlo

  Looks, Lovers, Bourbon

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• Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

  Dylan Moran

  Love, Funny, Money

  "This much I know" by Dylan Moran, www.theguardian.com. March 6, 2004.

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• There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

  Jo Brand

  Two, People, World

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• A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

  Dolly Parton

  Attitude, Together, Sense Of Humor

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• You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Risk, Fired Up, Risk It

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• Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas

  Charles Dickens

  Fitness, Attention, Ninja

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• When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased.

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  Writing, Feels Just, Feels

  ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH (1967). “SELECTIONS FROM GIFT FROM THE SEA”

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• Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet.

  Alain de Botton

  Light, Smell, Childhood

  Twitter post from Jun 13, 2014

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• Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

  John Wayne

  Daylight, Slap

  "Fictional character: Wil Andersen". "The Cowboys", www.imdb.com. 1972.

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• Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.

  Kirby Larson

  Life, Baking, Powder

  Kirby Larson (2007). “Hattie Big Sky”, p.4, Yearling

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• You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

  Len Goodman

  Risk, Want, Ifs

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• Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.

  Carl Sandburg

  Poetry, Literature, Synthesis

  Atlantic Monthly Mar. 1923 "Poetry Considered"

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• Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit. You’d be amazed how easily and repeatedly you can confuse the two. Get a big biscuit tin.

  Caitlin Moran

  Two, Tea, Tin

  Caitlin Moran (2016). “Moranifesto”, p.343, Random House

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• The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

  Frank Zappa

  Crux

  Song: Stink-Foot, 1974

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• I want you to know that you're the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.

  Erin McCarthy

  Cute, Sides, Want

  Erin McCarthy (2009). “Hard and Fast”, p.100, Penguin

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• You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

  Wesley Snipes

  Cat, White Man, Ovens

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• Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done

  Garrison Keillor

  Giving, Heaven, Needs

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• You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

  Peter Kay

  Tea, Dip, Break

  "Mum Wants A Bungalow". Stand-up comedy tour by Peter Kay, 2003.

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• I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

  Eric Bristow

  Cheesy, Stronger, Cheese

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits.

  Kate Winslet

  Believe, Chocolate, Stuff

  "Alanis Morissette, Kate Winslet Reveal Slim-Down Secrets". Elle Magazine, www.foxnews.com. January 2, 2009.

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• Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

  Jesse Jackson

  Chickens, Born, Ovens

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• You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks...Better keep biscuits & Move on.

  Dhirubhai Ambani

  Inspirational, Dog, Moving

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• I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

  Les Dawson

  Blood, Giving, Wife

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• In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.

  David Walliams

  Nice, Cake, Eggs

  "Mr. Stink". Book by David Walliams, www.mirror.co.uk. 2009.

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• This really is a merger of equals. I wouldn't have come back to work for anything less than this fantastic opportunity. This lets me combine my two great loves - technology and biscuits.

  Lou Gerstner

  Positive, Technology, Opportunity

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