You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.
Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.
This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set
I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.
Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.
I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.
Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.
Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
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