Pauly D Quotes

• You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

  Pauly D

  Sunday, Peaches, Bananas

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• You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

  Pauly D

  Jersey Shore, Haircuts

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• My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

  Pauly D

  Moving, Hair, Water

  "Jersey Shore (TV Series) Just Another Day at the Shore". www.imdb.com. 2009.

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• I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

  Pauly D

  Italian, Tanning, Lifestyle

  "Jersey Shore. A New Family. Season 1", 2009 - 2012.

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• My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

  Pauly D

  Moving, Fall, Thinking

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• There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

  Pauly D

  Hair, Way, Jersey

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• I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

  Pauly D

  Falling In Love, Trying, Hook

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• Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

  Pauly D

  President, Foundation, Nicknames

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• I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

  Pauly D

  Girl, Heart

  "Jersey Shore. One Shot". Reality-TV, www.imdb.com. 2010.

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• This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set

  Pauly D

  Night, Careers, Djs

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• The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

  Pauly D

  Style, Aggressive, Situation

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• I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.

  Pauly D

  Stars, Careers, Dancing

  "Pauly D Is Too Good For ‘Dancing With The Stars’" by Naughty But Nice Rob, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2011.

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• Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

  Pauly D

  Worst, Worst Things

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• I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

  Pauly D

  Summer, Looks, Want

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• Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

  Pauly D

  Struggle, Night, Hustle

  "Jersey Shore Season 3 Finale: Pauly D Interview on Justin Bieber & More". Interview with Marlow Stern, www.thedailybeast.com. March 23, 2011.

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• In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

  Pauly D

  Kids, Blow, World

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• Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

  Pauly D

  Beach, Thinking, Paradise

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• Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

  Pauly D

  Tantrums, Diapers, Formulas

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• My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

  Pauly D

  Girl, Ass, Brunette

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• I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.

  Pauly D

  Vegas, Favorite Places, My Favorite

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• I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.

  Pauly D

  Love Is, Bus, My Own

  "Pauly D Interview: ‘Jersey Shore’ Star Talks Britney Spears & ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Drama" by Crystal Bell, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 6, 2011.

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