Jersey Shore Quotes

• We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Kings, Real, Thinking

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• Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

  Mike Sorrentino

  Girl, Dog, Baby

  TV Series "Jersey Shore" ("The Tanned Triangle", 2009), 2009-2012.

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• I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

  JWoww

  Men, Emotional, Games

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• I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

  Pauly D

  Italian, Tanning, Lifestyle

  "Jersey Shore. A New Family. Season 1", 2009 - 2012.

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• I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

  JWoww

  Sex, Rip, Praying Mantis

  "Season's Over, Folks, But Jersey Shore One-Liners Will Live Forever!" by Lisa Chudnofsky, www.mtv.com. January 22, 2010.

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• There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

  Pauly D

  Hair, Way, Jersey

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• You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

  Pauly D

  Haircuts

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• I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Tanning, Pale, Taxes

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• You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don't know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore.

  Robert Duvall

  New York, Texas, People

  "Robert Duvall and Sissy Spacek Interview GET LOW". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. July 30, 2010.

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• Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

  Pauly D

  Struggle, Night, Hustle

  "Jersey Shore Season 3 Finale: Pauly D Interview on Justin Bieber & More". Interview with Marlow Stern, www.thedailybeast.com. March 23, 2011.

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• Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

  JWoww

  Men, Mars, May

  "The Rules According to JWOWW". Book by Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, www.today.com. February 04, 2011.

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• I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.

  Vinny Guadagnino

  School, Law, Jersey

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• The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

  Nicole Polizzi

  Sex, My Boyfriend, Jersey

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• I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

  Pauly D

  Falling In Love, Trying, Hook

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• It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up.

  Taylor Swift

  Summer, Growing Up, Fun

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• Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

  Amy Poehler

  House, Pancakes, Firsts

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• The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

  Demetri Martin

  Sports, Book, Kids

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• Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey Shore.” The real debate, the debate raised by the Occupy movement about inequality, corporate malfeasance, the destruction of the ecosystem, and the security and surveillance state, is the only debate that matters.

  Chris Hedges

  Real, Ecosystems, Surveillance State

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• Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Reality, Civilization, Mind Blowing

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• Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand at the goddam Jersey shore and then turn down a woman with three kids hanging on by her fingernails.

  Frank McCourt

  Lying, Kids, Two

  Frank McCourt (1999). “Tis: A Memoir”, p.183, Simon and Schuster

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• I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making positive changes and growing. I don't think there is enough of that on TV. I mean, we've got 'Jersey Shore,' and I don't know what that teaches young kids.

  Johnny Weir

  Mean, Kids, Thinking

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• When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'

  Taylor Swift

  Cute, Summer, Thinking

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• I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.

  Chris Lilley

  People, Cameras, Fans

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dancer. I'm the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the 'Jersey Shore' guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it.

  Ozzie Guillen

  Stars, Thinking, Dancing

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• Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

  Bruce Springsteen

  Unique, Jersey, Shore

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