Jersey Shore Quotes

• We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Kings, Real, Thinking

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• Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

  Mike Sorrentino

  Girl, Dog, Baby

  TV Series "Jersey Shore" ("The Tanned Triangle", 2009), 2009-2012.

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• I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

  JWoww

  Men, Emotional, Games

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• I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

  Pauly D

  Italian, Tanning, Lifestyle

  "Jersey Shore. A New Family. Season 1", 2009 - 2012.

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• I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

  JWoww

  Sex, Rip, Praying Mantis

  "Season's Over, Folks, But Jersey Shore One-Liners Will Live Forever!" by Lisa Chudnofsky, www.mtv.com. January 22, 2010.

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• There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

  Pauly D

  Hair, Way, Jersey

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• You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

  Pauly D

  Haircuts

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• I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Tanning, Pale, Taxes

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• You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don't know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore.

  Robert Duvall

  New York, Texas, People

  "Robert Duvall and Sissy Spacek Interview GET LOW". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. July 30, 2010.

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• I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

  Pauly D

  Falling In Love, Trying, Hook

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• I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.

  Vinny Guadagnino

  School, Law, Jersey

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• Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

  Pauly D

  Struggle, Night, Hustle

  "Jersey Shore Season 3 Finale: Pauly D Interview on Justin Bieber & More". Interview with Marlow Stern, www.thedailybeast.com. March 23, 2011.

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• The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

  Nicole Polizzi

  Sex, My Boyfriend, Jersey

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• Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

  JWoww

  Men, Mars, May

  "The Rules According to JWOWW". Book by Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, www.today.com. February 04, 2011.

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• It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up.

  Taylor Swift

  Summer, Growing Up, Fun

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• Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

  Amy Poehler

  House, Pancakes, Firsts

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• I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I'm definitely not a fan of 'Jersey Shore' or anything.

  David Giuntoli

  Thinking, Mtv, People

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very important for Monmouth County and the entire Jersey Shore.

  Joe Kyrillos

  Important, Bills, Firsts

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• Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id.

  Michelle Malkin

  Hype, Leader, President

  "How Obama Protects the Teamsters" by Michelle Malkin, www.realclearpolitics.com. September 7, 2011.

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• Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

  Margaret Cho

  Beautiful, People, Giving

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• I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea.

  Marissa Jaret Winokur

  Summer, New York, Sea

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• The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home.

  Bruce Springsteen

  Home, Years, People

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• I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

  Chloe Sevigny

  Dream, Night, Jersey

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• Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

  Bobby Flay

  Summer, Parent, Corn

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• Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Funny, London Olympics, Yesterday

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