Jay Mohr Quotes - Page 2

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• I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

  Jay Mohr

  Mistake, Thinking, Yeah

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

  Jay Mohr

  Guy, Shut Up

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• I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

  Jay Mohr

  Kids, Clubs, Comic

  "Forever Mohr". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. October 18, 2010.

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• There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

  Jay Mohr

  Acting, Ceilings, Seems

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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• Some ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill.

  Jay Mohr

  Men, Car, Causes

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• I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

  Jay Mohr

  Hate, Golf, I Hate

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• I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.

  Jay Mohr

  Strong, Fighting, Voice

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• There is a ceiling to it and there's a stigma. Billy Crystal as brilliant as he is, he's never going to be thought of as a contemporary like Alan Arkin.

  Jay Mohr

  Ceilings, Crystals, Brilliant

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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• I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

  Jay Mohr

  Mean, Kids, Men

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• After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm looking forward to talking sports, connecting with listeners, and interviewing amazing guests every day, while being a part of the FOX Sports Radio family. It was worth the wait.

  Jay Mohr

  Sports, Opportunity, Years

  "Jay Mohr Joins Fox Sports Radio as New Midday Host". Statement to the Press, www.hollywoodreporter.com. December 19, 2012.

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• I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

  Jay Mohr

  Fields, Spending, Obscene

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• The allure becomes, "Can I make these rooms bigger?" Can I fill these 1,500-seat rooms? Then the allure is, how much, if we're being honest, how much can I squeeze out of it financially?

  Jay Mohr

  Rooms, Honest, Allure

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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• But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

  Jay Mohr

  Comedian, Timing, Kind

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• You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

  Jay Mohr

  Driving, Homeless, Broke

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• If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

  Jay Mohr

  Team, Nosebleeds, Knows

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• It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

  Jay Mohr

  Jobs, Fun, Eight

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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• If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

  Jay Mohr

  Team, Mascots, Ifs

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• Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

  Jay Mohr

  Men, Imperfection, Sound

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• Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

  Jay Mohr

  Football, Mulligans, Contracts

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• It's very good to know when you're being lapped on the racetrack, 'cause you've got to put your foot down on the pedal and get going.

  Jay Mohr

  Feet, Causes, Pedals

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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• If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

  Jay Mohr

  Legs, Waitress, Gratuity

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• True Yankees are born, not made.

  Jay Mohr

  Yankees, Born, Made

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• All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.

  Jay Mohr

  Waiting Around, Feelings, Week

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

  Jay Mohr

  Home, Shows, Show Business

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• I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a bit about his Mom making the bed in the summertime when he was a kid. He just said "Vroom!" and threw the sheet up in the air and the sheet would just stay over the bed for like a minute and a half. All he had were his arms out, but I could see the sheet. And he didn't do anything. He just kept it there. And I went, "I have to write more."

  Jay Mohr

  Mom, Writing, Kids

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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