Craig Ferguson Quotes About Country

Quotes about: Country

• Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Years, Upset

• In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Fall, Flower

• I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Country, Gymnastics

• I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Thinking, Yelling

• There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

  Craig Ferguson

  Thanksgiving, Country, Being Thankful

• Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

  Craig Ferguson

  Girl, Country, Sex

• For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, School, Bees

• The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Iran, Scotland

• Saudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, New York, Kings

• My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Father, Rain

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