Craig Ferguson Quotes About Desire

Quotes about: Desire

• In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Fall, Flower

• I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

  Craig Ferguson

  Country, Thinking, Yelling

• Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

  Craig Ferguson

  People, Upset, Desire

• For example, in Paris, if one desires to buy something, you enter the store and say "Good morning, sir" or "madam," depending on what is appropriate, you wait until you are greeted, you make polite chitchat about the weather or some such, and when the salesperson asks what they can do for you, then and only then do you bring up the vulgar business of the transaction you require.

  Craig Ferguson

  Morning, Weather, Paris

  Craig Ferguson (2010). “Between the Bridge and the River: A Novel”, p.109, Chronicle Books

• It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

  Craig Ferguson

  Law, Long, Desire

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