Selma Diamond Quotes

• Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.

  Selma Diamond

  Funny, Dog, Cat

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• I have no patience with anyone born after World War II. You have to explain everything to these people.

  Selma Diamond

  War, Humor, People

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