The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.
Familiarity breeds attempt. Time wounds all heels. I went down on the Lower East Side today and saw all those Old Testament houses. We're all cremated equal. We're insufferable friends. I've been working my head to the bone.
I keep reading between the lies.
I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).
You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.
TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
They call television a medium because nothing's well done.
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