If with me you'd fondly stray Over the hills and far away.
Why is the hearse with scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd? No; the dead know it not, nor profit gain; It only serves to prove the living vain.
To cheat a man isnothing; but the womanmust have fine parts indeed who cheats a woman!
Look round, the wrecks of play behold; Estates dismember'd, mortgaged, sold! Their owners now to jails confin'd, Show equal poverty of mind.
Exercise thy lasting youth defends.
How, like a moth, the simple maid Still plays around the flame!
When we risk no contradiction, It prompts the tongue to deal in fiction.
I must have women - there is nothing unbends the mind like them.
Fools may our scorn, not envy, raise. For envy is a kind of praise.
Can love be controll'd by advice?
Whence is thy learning? Hath thy toil O'er books consumed the midnight oil?
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?
Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.
Whoever heard a man of fortune in England talk of the necessaries of life? . . . Whether we can afford it or no, we must have superfluities.
To shoot at crows is powder flung away.
Twas when the seas were roaring With hollow blasts of wind, A damsel lay deploring, All on a rock reclined.
How happy could I be with either, Were t'other dear charmer away!
Here Shock, the pride of all his kind, is laid, Who fawned like man, but ne'er like man betrayed.
A rich rogue nowadays is fit company for any gentleman; and the world, my dear, hath not such a contempt for roguery as you imagine.
Were I laid on Greenland's Coast, And in my Arms embrac'd my Lass; Warm amidst eternal Frost, Too soon the Half Year's Night would pass.
Who friendship with a knave hath made, Is judged a partner in the trade.
[Gulliver was soon being read] "from the cabinet council to the nursery".
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