Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
Strife, only a slight thing when she first rears her head but her head soon hits the sky as she strides across the earth.
One man is a splendid fighter -- a god has made him so -- one's a dancer, another skilled at lyre and song, and deep in the next man's chest farseeing Zeus plants the gift of judgment, good clear sense. And many reap the benefits of that treasure.
Do I know what rhetorical means?
A shamefaced man makes a bad beggar.
Our fruitless labours mourn, And only rich in barren fame return.
Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
Lay ye down the golden chain From Heaven, and pull at its inferior links Both Goddesses and Gods.
I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.
It is no bad thing to be a king-to see one's house enriched and one's authority enhanced.
We cannot all hope to combine the pleasing qualities of good looks, brains, and eloquence.
The leader, mingling with the vulgar host, Is in the common mass of matter lost.
Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help.
The gods give to mortals not everything at the same time.
The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.
What so tedious as a twice-told tale?
On these sands and in the clefts of the rocks, in the depths of the sea, in the creaking of the pines, you'll spy secret footprints and catch far-off voices from the homecoming celebration. This land still longs for Odysseus.
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