I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.
I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.
Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!
Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.
I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.
I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!
I tried to think but nothing happened!
A hot stake is better than a cold chop.
A simple job for simple people.
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.
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