Groucho Marx Quotes About Weddings

Quotes about: Weddings

• Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Sarcastic, Wedding

• Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Marriage

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Marriage, Sarcastic

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

  Groucho Marx

  Marriage, Funny Love, Wedding

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

  Groucho Marx

  Wedding, Hollywood, Bouquets

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